$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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