it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
do herpes really smell.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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