okay pat passed out under dana's car
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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