what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Randomize
