It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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