There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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