i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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