She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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