It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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