i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Dick very happy bro
My feet surprised me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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