It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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