and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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