I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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