Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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