so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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