I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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