I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize