Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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