He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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