I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Your dad touched me again.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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