They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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