That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
