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Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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