if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The adults are the big ones right?
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