Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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