Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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