you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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