I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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