This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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