oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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