Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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