People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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