fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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