hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We talked him into tasing himself.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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