C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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