just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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