well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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