No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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