can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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