Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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