Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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