I cockslap morals
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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