The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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