don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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