It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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