You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Actions speak louder than pants.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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