There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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