My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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