You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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