My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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