I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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