I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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