you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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