he wants to bone in the snuggie
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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